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KatieEgleston
April 19th, 2008, 08:42 PM
Here it is:

Last night, CK began a quest. A journey. A voyage. An expedition. A mission impossible. He was trying to find an image on the computer, taken years ago, the day he first met Danny Garcia. The image was taken in Las Vegas and stands today as quite possibly the funniest picture of all time (it deserves a trophy).

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6937/ckdg001kq0.jpg

Captions must be family friendly and appropriate, and limit of three captions per member. Winner to receive a deck of Split Spade Lions - color of your choice. All entries must be in before 11:00pm EST, and will be judged by theory11 crew. The funnier, the more creative, the better. Have fun with it.

You guys are awesome.

Love,

Katie E.

hijackedmagic
April 19th, 2008, 08:42 PM
first post!!
1. danny: does this look sleightly akward to you?
2. danny: WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
3. chris: god dang it i wish i had a car...

word
April 19th, 2008, 08:45 PM
"we're going to hell and im driving!"

jackofclubs002
April 19th, 2008, 08:45 PM
Dang I hate caption contested it doesn't take time and effort for a great amazing product it more is ummmm dude that would work slap it on and fill up tons and tons of pages of random phrases Well just my opinion lol

FatalAce
April 19th, 2008, 08:48 PM
Darn. Another caption contest. Oh well. I'll try my best. =)

Dizzi
April 19th, 2008, 08:49 PM
1. Danny: Can we go get icecream Chris?
2. Danny: I'm on a freaking vespa!...oh...Hi chris....you're cool too I guess....
3. Chris: Danny...Get off of my scooter....

jackofclubs002
April 19th, 2008, 08:50 PM
That's wat I'm talking about FatalAce

McSqueeb
April 19th, 2008, 08:50 PM
#1 from me:

"You'd never suspect that they're on the run from the law."

tsarothpaco
April 19th, 2008, 08:51 PM
1. This photo was actually supposed to be highlighting the popcorn stand in the background.
2. Do ya see ma beads?
3. Hellbound Vespabound

AnthonyN
April 19th, 2008, 08:52 PM
The Great Escape.

wertyui999
April 19th, 2008, 08:53 PM
1. MADD Magicians against Daniel Driving
2.CK is was the first person to take a monkey to space .......on a flying Vespa
3. Im on a highway to hell, with the devil on my back

KatieEgleston
April 19th, 2008, 08:54 PM
Hey guys,

Please remember to stay positive.

If you don't like caption contests, then you simply don't have to participate. It will be a lot easier and faster for the crew to pick a winner if they don't have to read posts that don't help the contest.

Thanks for your cooperation, and if you have likes, dislikes or ideas for future contests you can post them here: http://forums.theory11.com/showthread.php?t=6985

So lets have some fun!

KE

Dan Cross
April 19th, 2008, 08:55 PM
Chris:Look at it mom what I hit on the street outside! May I keep it?

jackofclubs002
April 19th, 2008, 08:57 PM
Hey guys,

Please remember to stay positive.

If you don't like caption contests, then you simply don't have to participate. It will be a lot easier and faster for the crew to pick a winner if they don't have to read posts that don't help the contest.

Thanks for your cooperation, and if you have likes, dislikes or ideas for future contests you can post them here: http://forums.theory11.com/showthread.php?t=6985

So lets have some fun!

KE

Hey cool that is my thread. Sorry for Anything negative. Hope you guys have fun tonight hope for a different contest next week. peace.

Ineski
April 19th, 2008, 08:57 PM
"This is how things used to be before DG's "Torn" became more popular than "Torn Asunder.""

"The power of magic unites us all. Young and old together."

"You'd smile like this too if you could ride with CK"

Tyler Johnson
April 19th, 2008, 08:57 PM
1. Daniel Garcia - "This is a strange moment to be taking a picture..."

2. Daniel Garcia - "Dang! You got mirrors, lights... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"

3. Chris Kenner - "Hah, he actually got on the scooter with me!"

Good luck everyone!

Tyler

Huruey
April 19th, 2008, 08:57 PM
Caption 1:

I bet Chris swallowed that coin on purpose, he seems to be enjoying the heimlich maneuver far too much.

xD

Huruey

magicpowder
April 19th, 2008, 08:58 PM
lol love this one

1. chris's hair is so long here it looks like if he whipped his hair back it would smack danny right in the face and turn the smile up side down
2. my hands make a heart that complete u chris
3. Hug-a-Bear Day was in November............

ps. I swear if this photo was takin in November in going to laugh so bad

Creeper
April 19th, 2008, 08:58 PM
Homer Liwag, in the corner, not seen in the picture- What the hell is this?!! I thought you loved me!!!

word
April 19th, 2008, 08:59 PM
Hey when did they install security cameras in the warehouse?
&

we be rolling forever, well till we get too tired

magicman123-2
April 19th, 2008, 08:59 PM
1) I hope chris doesn't find out that I didn't like "Open Water"

Tyler Johnson
April 19th, 2008, 09:00 PM
I have a question, is there going to be a prize with this contest? I didn't read anything about a prize. Just wondering. Thanks!

Tyler

Michael Nasello
April 19th, 2008, 09:01 PM
(Daniel) I can see my house from here ?!?!?!?
(Daniel) Hey you are not Wayne Houchin.
(Chris) Broke Back Magic Mountain take 2.

RebelAce69
April 19th, 2008, 09:03 PM
1)Chris: "That better be your phone I'm feeling..."

2)"The good ol' days when both Chris and Danny had reasonable amounts of hair on their head."

-RA69

jjtee
April 19th, 2008, 09:05 PM
1)

Danny is that "deck" in your pocket or are you just extremely happy to be riding with me?

2)

Chris: Are you hugging me?
Danny: No just testing out my new impromptu vespa riding heimlich maneuver trick sleight thing.

3)
New improved "Rider Back" design

RebelAce69
April 19th, 2008, 09:06 PM
I have a question, is there going to be a prize with this contest? I didn't read anything about a prize. Just wondering. Thanks!

Tyler

Winner to receive a deck of Split Spade Lions - color of your choice.

Hopefully I didn't ruin your surprise but, the prize is a deck of Split Spade Lions of your choosing.

-RA69

tsarothpaco
April 19th, 2008, 09:06 PM
Here it is:

Last night, CK began a quest. A journey. A voyage. An expedition. A mission impossible. He was trying to find an image on the computer, taken years ago, the day he first met Danny Garcia. The image was taken in Las Vegas and stands today as quite possibly the funniest picture of all time (it deserves a trophy).

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6937/ckdg001kq0.jpg

Captions must be family friendly and appropriate, and limit of three captions per member. Winner to receive a deck of Split Spade Lions - color of your choice. All entries must be in before 11:00pm EST, and will be judged by theory11 crew. The funnier, the more creative, the better. Have fun with it.

You guys are awesome.

Love,

Katie E.


If I win I want GOLD Split Spades :p

KingOfSpades07
April 19th, 2008, 09:07 PM
1.Ello Mum
2.Manners Are Timeless

DavidMisner
April 19th, 2008, 09:09 PM
1) Chris: Katie, Katie. We're on a Vespa Katie!
Danny: And we're going to candy mountain!

David

Huruey
April 19th, 2008, 09:10 PM
Caption 2:
*Cannot think of something which is family friendly*


Huruey

AceOfSpades2662
April 19th, 2008, 09:12 PM
1) I'm a big boy now.

2) Hey Danny like my sweet ride?

3) Daniel, I predict your hair will be shorted in the future.

acecartwright101
April 19th, 2008, 09:14 PM
1) Kenner and Garcia sittin in a vespa........
2) Garcia: Lets hit the strip, buddy
3) Kenner: I hope Copperfield sees this picture

toadwiked
April 19th, 2008, 09:14 PM
1) CK: Look what I bought...and they throw the vespa in for free
2) Got Helmet?
3) DG: Dude it's my turn.

thexcheat
April 19th, 2008, 09:15 PM
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

"Only Daniel knew what is about to happen"

"rub a dub dub, two guys on a motorcycle"

Huruey
April 19th, 2008, 09:17 PM
Caption 3:

The caption contest photo of Bryant as Cupid (http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8770/sncbryantvalentme6.jpg) seems VERY relevant here.

Huruey

I_KnowMagic
April 19th, 2008, 09:18 PM
Entry #1:
Danny: What a guy has to do to get some Jerry Nuggets

Entry #2:
Chris: I should of never taken you to see Hot Rod

Entry #3:
Danny: This even better than Wayne's Segway!

zachmonky
April 19th, 2008, 09:19 PM
Daniel: Daddy!

Deryn
April 19th, 2008, 09:19 PM
1. Danny.... wow... that's warm...
2. C'mon Chris cough it up!
3. Don't worry, Danny, no one's ever gonna see this photo.

Bao Hoang
April 19th, 2008, 09:22 PM
First:

It is great to be young!

iwannayoyo
April 19th, 2008, 09:24 PM
1. Chris: Did you reinforce the takeoff ramp?
Danny: No, I didnt have time.

2. Danny: WAIT! I forgot my nunchucks.

3: Some people take walks for insperation, Danny and Chris are a little different.

McSqueeb
April 19th, 2008, 09:28 PM
Caption #2 from me:

Chris: "It's all a lie Daniel! The matrix is real... and it has you!"

Danny: "Wow... good thing I saw that white rabbit tattoo on your neck."

DavidMisner
April 19th, 2008, 09:28 PM
2) Vamos a la playa... a mi me gusta baila.

David

Steve Simmons
April 19th, 2008, 09:30 PM
1. DG giving an excited Chris Kenner the Heimlich....:eek:

Unleasher
April 19th, 2008, 09:32 PM
#1 Dani: Greeeeeedy!!!

#2 Chris: Hope thats a hot tamale?!

#3 Dani: I'll hug you tighter when we start moving!!!!

jrobarts05
April 19th, 2008, 09:34 PM
caption one

"introducing the first ever promo of the two new jokers in the Vespa 808's"

Matt_36433
April 19th, 2008, 09:34 PM
1: [The original *SPLIT* Spades. Ew.]

2: [Danny, I said cups and BALLS!]

joycey1989
April 19th, 2008, 09:35 PM
first attempt
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"

jrobarts05
April 19th, 2008, 09:36 PM
caption 2

"come on danny, lets go cruise for chick's"

JPD
April 19th, 2008, 09:37 PM
1) So this is what happens AFTER filming nacho mammas triumph.

DavidMisner
April 19th, 2008, 09:38 PM
3) Itsa' race, we're weening!

jrobarts05
April 19th, 2008, 09:41 PM
caption 3 final one

"Chris your TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!"
"Danny i think ive FALLEN for you

JPD
April 19th, 2008, 09:43 PM
2) Chris: BEFORE I met Homer and Katie.

Guardian18
April 19th, 2008, 09:48 PM
1. DG: Katie, I'm on your Vespa, stealin your boyfriend!
2. Try to catch me ridin dirty!

snoopy123
April 19th, 2008, 09:50 PM
1) Chris: "Look son! Its a shooting star! =o"
Danny: "HEEEHEEE =D *hugs tighter* "

2) Driving like this kills hundreds of innocent victims each year....Smoking kills thousands.

3) Damn those gas prices! I only landed among the stars :mad:

MitchellStafiej
April 19th, 2008, 09:51 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a253/mitchellstafiej/ck.jpg

FatalAce
April 19th, 2008, 09:52 PM
Submission 1: Katie, I swear! It was ONE night!

magicpowder
April 19th, 2008, 09:54 PM
caption 3 final one

"Chris your TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!"
"Danny i think ive FALLEN for you

hahaha very creative good job

kyarox
April 19th, 2008, 09:55 PM
Hi. Here are my entries

1º: Both: Come on take it now, we can't laugh so false for ever!!!

2º: Danny: Do i need to put a coing here so the vespa works???

3º: Danny: Ohh man, i have fallen in love with you Chris, lets scape together...

JPD
April 19th, 2008, 09:57 PM
And, 3) What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.

Bernard Brandon
April 19th, 2008, 09:58 PM
My 3 captions:
1.Don't be hatin!
2.David Blaine's consultant and David Copperfield's consultant working together AKWARD!!!
3.Kenner: Hey Danny, I met this girl name Katie and she likes my "Torn Asunder!"
Danny:Well she loves my "Torn" way more better and my "Torn Too"
Kenner:Hold on tight Danny, we're coming for you Katie!!!

-Peace!

dragon521
April 19th, 2008, 09:59 PM
Danny: That's it, just smile for the camera...

KatieEgleston
April 19th, 2008, 10:00 PM
Two hours left...

Come on ya'll... I KNOW you can do better.

Keep 'em comin'.

Katie

conjure_pitch
April 19th, 2008, 10:00 PM
1
Danny: this feels so right
2
CK: I dont know whats more embarassing, the goofy smile or the unbelievably weak mo-ped.
3
This vespa has bad steering. Youd almost call it BS control!

FatalAce
April 19th, 2008, 10:01 PM
Submission 2: What happens when Katie isn't looking...

HEENAN MAGIC
April 19th, 2008, 10:01 PM
-going to the chippendale auditions.
-danny "OH MY GOD, YOUR EVIL!!!"
-i wonder if they helped out with dan and dave's "the queen's"?

InfinitiM13
April 19th, 2008, 10:02 PM
1. Danny: "Who says this is the first time we met?"

2. Both: "How do you make margaritas? You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up!" Serves for 2.

3. Chris: "Wanna go for a piggy-back ride, Danny?

Supernatural14
April 19th, 2008, 10:02 PM
Caption 1.
[Chris]- I should've stayed at the party.

Caption 2.
[Daniel]- Hey mom, look what i found on the street. Can i keep him??
[Daniel's Mom]- No Honey we dont play with strangers.

Caption 3.
[Chris]- Can you please remove those hands off my waist.
[Daniel]- -Smiling- Those arent my hands... ;)

mattjones
April 19th, 2008, 10:03 PM
Chris Kenner: "Ok, here's the part where we jump over 15 tour buses, through a ring of fire, and vanish in mid air!"

Danny Garcia: "Mommy, I'm scared!!"

d_dooms
April 19th, 2008, 10:03 PM
--Danny teaching Chris how to act when someones choking--

d_dooms
April 19th, 2008, 10:05 PM
Danny: MOMMY!!! I FOUND MY YOGI BEAR!!!!

4c3.0f.h34rTs
April 19th, 2008, 10:06 PM
"Well ain't we just the cutest couple! Let the magic begin!

mistasocka
April 19th, 2008, 10:08 PM
1: Filled with Glee Danny finally got to meet David Copperfield, but the catch was he had to ride on the Vespa all the way there.

:)

mattjones
April 19th, 2008, 10:08 PM
This is what happens when they're not doing magic....

chriswiehl
April 19th, 2008, 10:08 PM
1.only in europe
2.were goin to hell, and im driving!... umm no hold on a sec
3. can someone please get that kid a lolly-pop! (garcia)

mattjones
April 19th, 2008, 10:09 PM
Boys Night Out.

Jon Divine
April 19th, 2008, 10:09 PM
Brokeback Mountain TOO: When Chris met Danny

Shanku
April 19th, 2008, 10:13 PM
Entry #1: "Please MTV, pimp my ride!"

JD4WG5
April 19th, 2008, 10:13 PM
Cris:Hmmmm To bad it was Danny i wish it was Dana because i always wanted a girl on my bike.

snibbor
April 19th, 2008, 10:15 PM
1. Chris: Wow Danny, I can't believe you and I scored us a VIP spot on the 7000th thread!
2. Chris: Just don't tell Katie about this, 'k?

Shanku
April 19th, 2008, 10:17 PM
Entry #2:
Chris: "I rode as fast as I could. Danny is still shocked at how fast I could take this baby. Are we too late for the convention?"

Entry #3:
"Just smile and act like nothing ever happened, okay?"

HEENAN MAGIC
April 19th, 2008, 10:17 PM
what happens in vegas stays in vegas...

FatalAce
April 19th, 2008, 10:20 PM
what happens in vegas stays in vegas...
Already taken by someone. Srry.

KingOfSpades07
April 19th, 2008, 10:22 PM
CK: What Katie Doesn't Know,Won't Hurt Her.

Andlat
April 19th, 2008, 10:22 PM
1) Vegas's attempt to seem more family-friendly gone horribly wrong.
2) Chris: Hurry! We must get to our hideout before the cops catch on!
3) Chris: Get off or else...

PhilTheMagician
April 19th, 2008, 10:27 PM
1) Danny: Hey Chris, get your own damn scooter!

2) Only smiles after Chris gives Danny a tour of The "Sunset Strip".

3) Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb. Reminds me of the stuck-because-we're-frozen scene from Dumb & Dumber.
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/film/4x/D/dumb_and_dumber_xl_01.jpg

perspective62091
April 19th, 2008, 10:28 PM
1) DG on his first ride with great great great grandpa chris

EugeneSoh
April 19th, 2008, 10:30 PM
Bicycle
Vintage Design
Danny Back
1963-2008

Limited Edition #23: Danny Back
The Danny Back design was the first design to use the Danny-Chris Cupids version of the American Wheelmen Emblem.

majicman92
April 19th, 2008, 10:30 PM
Danny- "I wish we were angels, so we could go on the back of the new bikes"
Chris- "Yah me too ... *sigh*"
Danny- "Imagine you and me ..... together *sigh*"

http://forums.theory11.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=597&stc=1&d=1208654960



Santiago Villanueva

Matt_36433
April 19th, 2008, 10:32 PM
3: ["Every night in my dreams, I see you, I *FEEL* you, that is how I know you go on."]

perspective62091
April 19th, 2008, 10:36 PM
2) Tell D+M and his silly unicorn it's ON!

Suux88
April 19th, 2008, 10:37 PM
In Danny's Head "Good thing 'tits' bike came with extra handles, 'tits' ride is gunna be EXCITING!"
Danny - I've never been so 'HAPPY'

Tally
April 19th, 2008, 10:38 PM
1. Hold on tight.We're going to take a ride on the magic motorcycle!

2. Chris Kenner! My LOVER!!

3. Hey look, we're matching!

Anthony Nguyen

Phenomena
April 19th, 2008, 10:39 PM
1. Exhibit A- How to land a job at Theory 11.
2. "Wow danny, your hands are so gentle"
3. danny- "Thank you for voting for me, i accept this Chris Kenner Trophy on behalf of all my fans"

dummyisdumb
April 19th, 2008, 10:39 PM
"Before the RideHer Back Bikes there were the RideHis Back MotorBikes."

I'm putting my dibs in for the "What Happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" one.

joycey1989
April 19th, 2008, 10:41 PM
2nd attempt
Danny: next stop disneyland!!! yahhhh

perspective62091
April 19th, 2008, 10:41 PM
3) Go Speed Racer...GO!

KatieEgleston
April 19th, 2008, 10:43 PM
Guys...

PLEASE Keep it CLEAN and FAMILY FRIENDLY.

KE

VagueTheory
April 19th, 2008, 10:45 PM
#1

Danny: I'll never go, Chris. Never. (Titanic reference)

FatalAce
April 19th, 2008, 10:46 PM
Guys...

PLEASE Keep it CLEAN and FAMILY FRIENDLY.

KE
Apologies Katie. Must...restain...self....LOL. =)

henrossy
April 19th, 2008, 10:51 PM
1.) Kenner's new finish to Three Fry involves a time-traveling Vespa that brings your favorite close-up artist back from the past.

2.) ...but did you see the moonwalking bear?

3.) Magician and Magicianer.

zachmonky
April 19th, 2008, 10:52 PM
2) Look! It's Evel Knievel and Mr. Heimlich!

3) When Copperfield vanished that Motor Cycle on TV, somehow these dorks got ahold of it.

Aos
April 19th, 2008, 10:52 PM
submission #1

AshleyHall
April 19th, 2008, 10:52 PM
well since this is my very first, Saturday night contest... here goes nothing...

Chris - look, Danny our bike has radio antenas!


Chris - Guess whose driving a baby dark blue Prius? We are!


Danny - Were FABULOUS!

well that above boys and girls ladies and gentlemen is my submission for this contest... well se where this one goes...

EugeneSoh
April 19th, 2008, 10:55 PM
"Show this acneless face to Dana! See what she -I mean...HE says!"

Vastago
April 19th, 2008, 10:56 PM
1.- CK: Hop on the Bike Danni!! Its gonna take us to the Banana king!
Danni: YEAAAAAH!!




2.- Danni: Just dont tell Dana... ok?





3.- CK: We are gonna be POPULAR!!!!
dANNI: Popular!!!

VagueTheory
April 19th, 2008, 10:59 PM
#2

Danny is high after snorting all that cocaine off of Chris's shoulders.

DavidMisner
April 19th, 2008, 11:00 PM
1.- Danni: YEAAAAH!! We are going to CANDY MOUNTAIN!
CK: yeah CANDY MOUNTAIN!!

2.- Danni: THE VORTEX IS OPEEEEEN!!!!
CK: There is no stopping the vortex DANNI!!!

3.- CK: We have to get the amulet!!
Danni: Sparkle sparkle... SPARKLE!!!

Stealer stealer pumpkin peeler!
:eek:

David

Duality_763
April 19th, 2008, 11:02 PM
1. dose he have something cought in his throat and choaking cuz he looks ke he saw angels ??????

2. i think were gunna need a biger bycicle

3. the one in the back looks like he just peed and the one in the front like the guy behind him did just pee

magicman123-2
April 19th, 2008, 11:03 PM
2) Chris, don't die on me, there are people watching.

Aos
April 19th, 2008, 11:05 PM
submission #2

Amirshaw
April 19th, 2008, 11:06 PM
1:
dg: oh no copperfield's coming back for his motorcycle
cr: umm just smile and act like were a married couple

2:
This was the photo right before the 4 year old beat them up with a lolly pop

3:
ck: danny dont lean on me that way, someone might take a picture
dg: oh hell yea, wait what?

VagueTheory
April 19th, 2008, 11:07 PM
#3

Danny: Hey Chris, I'm GRILLIN' baby!!!

filth0013
April 19th, 2008, 11:11 PM
2) "DannyforKatie- instant utility switch"

Calavitta
April 19th, 2008, 11:12 PM
"So... this is a double lift..."

Calavitta
April 19th, 2008, 11:14 PM
Chris: "Danny, stop it! Your goatee is tickling my neck!"

goodtechs
April 19th, 2008, 11:16 PM
Nº1

Chris, i wish so bad that we were on the Titanic!!!

Vastago
April 19th, 2008, 11:16 PM
Stealer stealer pumpkin peeler!
:eek:

David

Mine's are not even the same as yours XD besides charlie the uniorn is brand new here in Mexico XD

goodtechs
April 19th, 2008, 11:18 PM
Nº2

Danny, is that a Jerry's Nugget in your pocket, or You're just happy to see me???

NickSkye
April 19th, 2008, 11:18 PM
1. Broke Back Scooter



2. How to Give CPR While Riding a Vespa




3. Match.com

Calavitta
April 19th, 2008, 11:19 PM
"You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp!"

goodtechs
April 19th, 2008, 11:20 PM
Nº3

Danny thinkin'

"...the things i have to do to learn the 5 faces of Sybil..."

MitchellStafiej
April 19th, 2008, 11:21 PM
#2: Will you be my daddy?

#3: Danny - So where's my candy?

Mitch

filth0013
April 19th, 2008, 11:21 PM
"everything is all fun and games.......... until they see the pile of Holy Grail DVDs..............."

emanmagic
April 19th, 2008, 11:22 PM
Caption 1

The Possibilities....

McSqueeb
April 19th, 2008, 11:22 PM
Caption #3 from me:

Chris: "We're only one more mile away from breaking the world record for the most distance covered by two men on a vespa!"

Danny: "Tee-Hee!"

(and I changed my caption #2 which is on page 5)

adjones
April 19th, 2008, 11:24 PM
Entry #1:

Chris: Who is this guy and why is he on my bike?

FatalAce
April 19th, 2008, 11:25 PM
Submission 3: Whoa. Katie. You look...different.

caruso
April 19th, 2008, 11:26 PM
1. Totally OuT ofCOntROL
2. Love at first sight
3. I got me some mexican street magic!!!

HEENAN MAGIC
April 19th, 2008, 11:26 PM
Ghris "danny... i hope thats a magic wand in your pants..."
danny "..."

adjones
April 19th, 2008, 11:26 PM
Entry #2:

Chris: And the best part is, it gets 72 miles to the gallon! *teeth chattering*

If anyone here doesn't get that... you have not lived.

Wreq
April 19th, 2008, 11:26 PM
1st:
"What they have to do in order to 'Fit In' when they ride around San Francisco":D

monark
April 19th, 2008, 11:27 PM
#1
Danny: "I got... I gotta stop and got to the bathroom"
Chris: "Just go man. Oh... that's really warm."

PlethZorb
April 19th, 2008, 11:28 PM
1. "I just ripped my pants, and I LOVE IT!"

2. "Son or brother, you be the judge."

3. "Now lets get outta here before they steal mah jewels"

:)

biggmac812
April 19th, 2008, 11:31 PM
Here we go:

1. Things were different back in the day, shaggy hair, vespas and funny smiles.

2. He gave me a ring and we are off to the chapel in Reno!

3. Now thats a real double lift!

-max

Sinful
April 19th, 2008, 11:34 PM
Entry #1:
Chris: Umm... Katie... It's not what it looks like! Well... maybe a little
Danny: To think I just had to act like I wasn't enjoying this just to get a copy of Totally Out of Control!

Entry #2:
Brokeback Magic Mountain... The End?

Entry #3:
Chris: Originally I was only doing this to learn Torn, but then I started enjoying myself!
Danny: I told you it wasn't so bad once you get used to it!

-Doug

monark
April 19th, 2008, 11:36 PM
#2
[Pee Wee voice]
Today's secret word is 'nipple'. Ha ha.
Can we all say 'nipple'?
AHHHHHHHH!!!
[\Pee Wee voice]

Wreq
April 19th, 2008, 11:37 PM
2nd:
"This Picture was taken off of an Anti-Drug Poster for young Magicians - Kids, DON'T DO DRUGS OR THIS HAPPENS!"

sky_lark
April 19th, 2008, 11:40 PM
Caption 1:

Cameraman: I'm torn between Daniel and Chris. They're both shifty, and I don't want a fraud. They'd better not go totally out of control on me.

Wreq
April 19th, 2008, 11:41 PM
3rd:
"Purple Nurples are by far the best way to enjoy a ride on your Vespa"

adjones
April 19th, 2008, 11:41 PM
Maybe not the best, but I tried. Entry #3:

Katie: You don't go there to do tricks!

FatalAce
April 19th, 2008, 11:43 PM
That's wat I'm talking about FatalAce
=P (word count)

blue shirt
April 19th, 2008, 11:44 PM
1. We're totally out of control...
2. Dude, we drove so fast that our hairstyles switched!
3. I'm not interested. Get offa me!

Ben Long
April 19th, 2008, 11:45 PM
1. The horrifying result of the human TNR project...

2. CK: "What do you mean, there's some weird growth on my back?"

3. CK: "Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead..." (Pulp Fiction Reference, CK as Butch, DG as Fabienne).

Bao Hoang
April 19th, 2008, 11:46 PM
2nd:

Lets go see David Copperfield!

Squirrel_Magix
April 19th, 2008, 11:46 PM
My humble attempts:

#1: CK-(Thoughts)-Does this mean I'm gay?

#2: CK- "Hold on Danny, We goin' to Hell and I'm Drivin'!" --(If any doesn't know already, this is reference to HELLBOUND SPELLBOUND)

#3: Danny- "Awe, The sun in my face, the wind in my hair, the.."
CK-Cuts Danny off- "Dude we are in a garage.."

And there they are, good luck to everyone!

-SM

Aos
April 19th, 2008, 11:47 PM
submission #3

Bao Hoang
April 19th, 2008, 11:47 PM
3rd:

What is that trick called?

monark
April 19th, 2008, 11:47 PM
#3
"Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings..."

JakeH147
April 19th, 2008, 11:48 PM
1. We neeed MOOORE COWBELL!!!

magicman123-2
April 19th, 2008, 11:49 PM
3) Hey Chris, isn't Dana a girl's name? Yeah, but we should probably stop laughing, he's getting angry.

gymaster97
April 19th, 2008, 11:53 PM
1 this is he definition of gay love.

2 DG: this is fun!! FASTER FASTER!!!!

3 How old is kenner 60 70?

VladiD
April 19th, 2008, 11:54 PM
"Chris Kenner is one of the only 5 people to actually enjoy the Heimlich."

"Im sure this isn't supposed to be there! But it feels cool. Hell Yea!"

"Chris attempting to ride a bike one-third the size of his body. Unfortunately for Chris, a childhood fear of motorcycles means Danny has to hold him."

Those are my three. Good luck to everyone. Awesome picture this time haha.

sky_lark
April 19th, 2008, 11:55 PM
Caption 2:

Danny Garcia could not resist the temptation to spend quality time with Chris Kenner.

JakeH147
April 19th, 2008, 11:55 PM
2. Dance magic fever with danny and kenner!

JakeH147
April 19th, 2008, 11:58 PM
3. DG: "Where's Wayne when you need him???"

sky_lark
April 19th, 2008, 11:58 PM
Caption 3:

Wayne Houchin: Danny!? How could you!? I thought you loved me!

jdstyle
April 20th, 2008, 12:00 AM
#1 Danny : WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


#2 : DO not use steroids to boost up your sleight of hand


#3 : Chris thinking " Whos this guy and wtf am I doing on a scooter " ???

magicpowder
April 20th, 2008, 12:00 AM
snc over
(short)

FatalAce
April 20th, 2008, 12:02 AM
Good Luck to EVERYONE! I saw some VERY funny submissions tonight. Ya'll did VERY well. =) May the best one win!!!!

Sinful
April 20th, 2008, 12:02 AM
Well it's over. Good luck to those who entered. (Although... I still hope that I won. :D)

-Doug

magicpowder
April 20th, 2008, 12:04 AM
Well it's over. Good luck to those who entered. (Although... I still hope that I won. :D)

-Doug

hey sinful wat pages were ur submissions on i wanna c them

Sinful
April 20th, 2008, 12:05 AM
To the poster above, I'm on page 14. I'm not sure if they compare to the others tonight though, but I sure hope they did!

-Doug

adjones
April 20th, 2008, 12:06 AM
I hope I win! I would love to win an SNC... even if it was one where there was no prize!

I_KnowMagic
April 20th, 2008, 12:08 AM
Good luck everyone! Saw a ton of great entrys!

drorange
April 20th, 2008, 12:09 AM
1. faster faster
2. This photo is gunna come out so cool
3. hey danny i reckon a beanie would suit you

magicpowder
April 20th, 2008, 12:09 AM
i would too iv never won but good job sinful i love number 2 lol made me laugh im on page 2 lol

wertyui999
April 20th, 2008, 12:12 AM
good luck to everyone well were waiting i would like to ask you something
What colour would you chose if you won.

Sinful
April 20th, 2008, 12:13 AM
good luck to everyone well were waiting i would like to ask you something
What colour would you chose if you won.

I have no idea! They are all awesome! The winner will cross that bridge when he/she gets there. ;)

-Doug

KingOfSpades07
April 20th, 2008, 12:14 AM
Probably the Blue.

pipi94
April 20th, 2008, 12:14 AM
hey sinful its pipi94 aka thepipimister i think you got it in the bag good stuff lol i laughed

Squirrel_Magix
April 20th, 2008, 12:14 AM
Well, last night i got 2 of each color but I would probably go with black.

-SM

adjones
April 20th, 2008, 12:15 AM
My internet has been "down" this week (won't go into details), and I've missed out on all the Lion excitement. What different colors are there? If there's red, I would definitely get red. Red's da bomb!

Amirshaw
April 20th, 2008, 12:15 AM
red becuz...red is my favorite color, AND red is color of hearts, girls like hearts, and i like girls, girls are pretty =D

InfinitiM13
April 20th, 2008, 12:16 AM
I have no idea! They are all awesome! The winner will cross that bridge when he/she gets there. ;)

-Doug

Well, I wouldn't advise the reds, they are the same backs as the originals. I would get a black.

Sinful
April 20th, 2008, 12:16 AM
hey sinful its pipi94 aka thepipimister i think you got it in the bag good stuff lol i laughed

I have no idea what your talking about. ;) (Yes I know who you are, I mean I don't know what you mean by bag of good stuff =P)

-Doug

adjones
April 20th, 2008, 12:17 AM
I would get read just because I'm getting a little tired of all black decks. And red's a happier color! :D

pipi94
April 20th, 2008, 12:19 AM
lol omg i mean i think you go it in the bag like the contest is yours i think you won lol blatant enough lol

wertyui999
April 20th, 2008, 12:20 AM
thanks for your advice because im probally going to buy some if i dont win

Sinful
April 20th, 2008, 12:23 AM
lol omg i mean i think you go it in the bag like the contest is yours i think you won lol blatant enough lol

Ah alright. =P Thanks! :D

-Doug

Amirshaw
April 20th, 2008, 12:33 AM
ahh! im too impatient i cant wait haha, im kinda tired too, once we find out who the winner is (please be me! please be me!) im heading straight to bed! ughh cmon man just a little longer hopefully...

Sinful
April 20th, 2008, 12:34 AM
ahh! im too impatient i cant wait haha, im kinda tired too, once we find out who the winner is (please be me! please be me!) im heading straight to bed! ughh cmon man just a little longer hopefully...

Suspense is killing me too. ;)

-Doug

magicpowder
April 20th, 2008, 12:38 AM
haha good things happen to the ppl who wait

PhilTheMagician
April 20th, 2008, 12:40 AM
no......nothing happens to those who wait...usually what you were waiting for is long gone by the time you get your chance

Squirrel_Magix
April 20th, 2008, 12:42 AM
no......nothing happens to those who wait...usually what you were waiting for is long gone by the time you get your chance
Amen dude, suspense.

DannyT
April 20th, 2008, 12:44 AM
Ahh man, I missed the contest.

Funny picture though.
Good luck everyone who participated!

Amirshaw
April 20th, 2008, 12:46 AM
ahh im biting my fingers and falling asleep slowly, hmm cmon man be patient, be patient.....

PhilTheMagician
April 20th, 2008, 12:49 AM
ok....so....while waiting for the winner to be announced I solved the 2x2x2, the 3x3x3, and the 4x4x4 rubik's cubes.....and I also finished a game of Spider Solitaire on hard setting....

just announce the winner already.... it's not me, it's never me...but I want to congratulate the winner so I can get to bed.

DannyT
April 20th, 2008, 12:52 AM
I'll add in a caption anyway, maybe it could still count because I wasn't home in time.:

Chris: "I'm glad I'll never have to see this kid again"

magicpowder
April 20th, 2008, 12:52 AM
i bet u cant get the worlds hardest riddle

ThE WoRlD's HaRdEsT RiDdLe

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Phenomena
April 20th, 2008, 12:54 AM
hot air


meh that applies to 90% lol

Sinful
April 20th, 2008, 12:55 AM
ok....so....while waiting for the winner to be announced I solved the 2x2x2, the 3x3x3, and the 4x4x4 rubik's cubes.....and I also finished a game of Spider Solitaire on hard setting....

just announce the winner already.... it's not me, it's never me...but I want to congratulate the winner so I can get to bed.

C'mon be patient! Maybe it's close! Who knows, maybe it can be you! Theory 11 gives away free stuff every saturday and you get mad! C'mon! :D The winner will come :)

-Doug

PhilTheMagician
April 20th, 2008, 12:55 AM
no clue, but here's a riddle....what's the next line:

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211

JPD
April 20th, 2008, 12:56 AM
i bet u cant get the worlds hardest riddle

ThE WoRlD's HaRdEsT RiDdLe

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

No, I can't guess the riddle.

magicpowder
April 20th, 2008, 12:57 AM
do u want the answer?

PhilTheMagician
April 20th, 2008, 12:57 AM
Who knows, maybe it can be you!


HAHAHA...it's NEVER me


Theory 11 gives away free stuff every saturday and you get mad!

I'm not mad....far from it :)

VagueTheory
April 20th, 2008, 12:57 AM
i bet u cant get the worlds hardest riddle

ThE WoRlD's HaRdEsT RiDdLe

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

The answer is.....

Nothing.

magicpowder
April 20th, 2008, 12:57 AM
No, I can't guess the riddle.

hahaha u got it right but did u look up the answer?

Squirrel_Magix
April 20th, 2008, 12:57 AM
God? I have heard this several times, don't know the answer.

-SM

Amirshaw
April 20th, 2008, 12:58 AM
im guessing the sun or some kinda heat or light?

McSqueeb
April 20th, 2008, 12:58 AM
i bet u cant get the worlds hardest riddle

ThE WoRlD's HaRdEsT RiDdLe

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

no

;) I spent so much time figuring it out.

JPD
April 20th, 2008, 12:58 AM
no clue, but here's a riddle....what's the next line:

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211

140000 is that right?

PhilTheMagician
April 20th, 2008, 12:58 AM
do u want the answer?

jes :) please tell us the answer.

snoopy123
April 20th, 2008, 12:59 AM
i bet u cant get the worlds hardest riddle

ThE WoRlD's HaRdEsT RiDdLe

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

magic!!!!!

McSqueeb
April 20th, 2008, 12:59 AM
hahaha u got it right but did u look up the answer?

"nothing" is not exactly the answer. It is, however, if you leave off the last part, which is "can you guess the riddle"?

The answer is 'no'.

caruso
April 20th, 2008, 12:59 AM
i bet u cant get the worlds hardest riddle

ThE WoRlD's HaRdEsT RiDdLe

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?



Mmmmmm... i have three answers..

1.evolution
2.Time
3.reactions ( chemical, or physical)

Amirshaw
April 20th, 2008, 01:00 AM
ooo i get it now i feel like an idiot haha

waterpolodude55
April 20th, 2008, 01:00 AM
1. Chris - What is that on my shoulder? Oh no I am turning into a black ghost now I will be worth nothing!
2. Danny - Hey Chris I was with Wayne the other day and he taught me Control! Just let me wrap my arms around you and squeeze now you are ready
3. Danny - After these UltraGaff sales, i promise you I will get you a hot new ride!

PhilTheMagician
April 20th, 2008, 01:00 AM
140000 is that right?

no...guess again :) (P.S. not even close)

magicpowder
April 20th, 2008, 01:00 AM
The answer is no


the answer is no because the only question in the whole riddle is "Can you answer the riddle?" and since theres nothing to answer in the question the answer is "no"

Sinful
April 20th, 2008, 01:03 AM
C'mon guys, this is getting off topic and turning into spam now. :)

-Doug

caruso
April 20th, 2008, 01:03 AM
140000 is that right?

its 132112

adjones
April 20th, 2008, 01:04 AM
It's been an hour! There must be some serious debating going on behind the scenes!

DannyT
April 20th, 2008, 01:05 AM
I hope I got entered in the contest. . .
I know I was a little late, but I've seen members still win when their submissions were late.

(crossing fingers)

Mega
April 20th, 2008, 01:07 AM
no clue, but here's a riddle....what's the next line:

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211

131112??????

Amirshaw
April 20th, 2008, 01:09 AM
is the answer 121221

PhilTheMagician
April 20th, 2008, 01:10 AM
next line is.....

13112221

what is the NEXT line?

Andlat
April 20th, 2008, 01:10 AM
This is taking forever! I can't handle the suspense!

Squirrel_Magix
April 20th, 2008, 01:13 AM
Holy cow!I can't wait much longer!!!! Gah, I need sleep hehe.

-SM

JPD
April 20th, 2008, 01:13 AM
Katie, are you still awake?

FatalAce
April 20th, 2008, 01:14 AM
That would be funny if they forgot about us and just went to sleep. I know I'll be waiting all night. LOL. =)

Amirshaw
April 20th, 2008, 01:15 AM
tonights going to be a rough night to sleep..i need to wake up at 7..ahh! itas 12:15 now! oh well itll be worth it if i win or even if i dont lol

JPD
April 20th, 2008, 01:15 AM
That would be funny if they forgot about us and just went to sleep. I know I'll be waiting all night. LOL. =)

Spadeflame is STILL awake?!

VladiD
April 20th, 2008, 01:16 AM
Alright guys they forgot about us. Lets all go to sleep. haha

But I find this quite cool tho. I get to do some things I dont usually do at this time like watch South Park and Family Guy. Take your time..kinda.

wertyui999
April 20th, 2008, 01:16 AM
why am i staying till 1:00 because i think i might win
what happens when i dont win, I come back next week to get free stuff
knock me out of this vicous cycle t11 help me get rest

McSqueeb
April 20th, 2008, 01:16 AM
It never stated WHEN the contest winner would be announced. It just stated that it would be judged by the T11 crew.

Andlat
April 20th, 2008, 01:18 AM
Must be some TOUGH competition, or something. They're probably having so much fun watching us speculate about what's taking so long!

JPD
April 20th, 2008, 01:19 AM
Hey CHRIS! Wake Katie up! Everyone is wating for her. Dang.

wertyui999
April 20th, 2008, 01:20 AM
they could have no winner but then ii would be mad

PlethZorb
April 20th, 2008, 01:20 AM
Hahaha we're still waiting. This is pretty fun.

Amirshaw
April 20th, 2008, 01:21 AM
well there are alot of entires i mean alot, it could take a while to read them all then eliminate bad ones then pick out really good ones and elimate the ones that arent so good in that group and so on...

magicpowder
April 20th, 2008, 01:22 AM
maybe they have a couple of winners who knows?

DannyT
April 20th, 2008, 01:23 AM
I'm sure Katie didn't forget about us.
It's hard comparing 200 captions to see which one is best.

Sinful
April 20th, 2008, 01:23 AM
That would be funny if they forgot about us and just went to sleep. I know I'll be waiting all night. LOL. =)

Don't even joke about that! :eek:

-Doug

JPD
April 20th, 2008, 01:24 AM
Look at how many people are here! When the winner is announced, everyone will leave. Watch.

Mega
April 20th, 2008, 01:25 AM
Wow still no reults... you guys know Katie isn't online..the only theory11 member on line is Dan and Dave...maybe they will decide the winner

magicpowder
April 20th, 2008, 01:25 AM
man i could be having no life right know but noooooooooo im waiting for this contest lol jk

wertyui999
April 20th, 2008, 01:25 AM
t11 you got 11 minutes then i am sleeping but when i wake up there better bea winner

AceOfSpades2662
April 20th, 2008, 01:26 AM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.....................

HEENAN MAGIC
April 20th, 2008, 01:26 AM
HANG IN THERE GUYS... and girls? if you need modivation, look at the picture agian. i cant get it out of my head, it burns the eyes.



p.s. danny looks like a backstreet boy.

I_KnowMagic
April 20th, 2008, 01:26 AM
I wonder if the deck is signed...

wertyui999
April 20th, 2008, 01:27 AM
Wow still no reults... you guys know Katie isn't online..the only theory11 member on line is Dan and Dave...maybe they will decide the winner

maybe there just sitting there laughing at us.

Sinful
April 20th, 2008, 01:27 AM
t11 you got 11 minutes then i am sleeping but when i wake up there better bea winner

Heehee... Theory 11 has 11 minutes to decide who the winner is for you. :) Haha, I had to say it.

-Doug

PhilTheMagician
April 20th, 2008, 01:28 AM
that would be totally awesome if they gave out more than one prize.

but....with my luck, I still wouldn't win :(

magicpowder
April 20th, 2008, 01:28 AM
probably
(short)

HEENAN MAGIC
April 20th, 2008, 01:28 AM
i saw lee asher in toronto last weekend at the Browsers Den auction.

wertyui999
April 20th, 2008, 01:29 AM
ya even after my 11 minutes are up ill probaly still be sitting here

HEENAN MAGIC
April 20th, 2008, 01:30 AM
i think katie has to sing chris a song before he goes to sleep, don't rush her.

Amirshaw
April 20th, 2008, 01:30 AM
ok heenan that wa really random lol, man i hope they will post the winners, my moms getting really mad lol

AceOfSpades2662
April 20th, 2008, 01:31 AM
To many different discussions goin on here. To all those brave magicians/flourishers who have been sitting here since 11 like me, it's been fun. I'll be hangin around until we get some sort of announcement.

adjones
April 20th, 2008, 01:31 AM
The waiting hasn't been too bad for me so far, because I was watching UFC up until. But the main event is over, so I'm probably going to be going to be bed soon. Wow, an hour and a half... I can't believe we've been waiting this long!

By the way... GSP kicks butt! But I must admit, the fight ended a little to soon... they should have let it go a little longer. Oh well... GSP deserved it.