Saturday Night Contest : Wayne Houchin Facts

[Dana Hocking]

Happy Holidays to all of the residents of theory11worlduniverseglobalwebsiteplacearea.

It's time for our Saturday Night Contest. Tonight's prize is a mystery that will be revealed once the contest is over. I'll give you a hint: it's either a dillion dollarz in Mexican pesos, or an uncut sheet of Guardians. I'll give you another hint. It's the second one.

Now, I'm sure that many of you are aware of the Chuck Norris facts. Guns don't kill people – Chuck Norris kills people. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Things like that.

Tonight's contest will require you to do some serious research until you discover 3 truths about Wayne Houchin. The funnier, the more creative, the better. Limit to THREE Wayne Houchin facts per member-- these can be in one post, or three separate posts-- that's your call. But only three total facts per member. Also, all posts must be family friendly, appropriate, and abide by our established forum rules.

If you do not conform to these guidelines, you will be added to the list of animals that Chuck Norris does NOT allow to live. This list currently includes all dinosaurs, Wooly Mammoths, and Danny Garcia.

To get things started, here are some facts about Wayne Houchin which are, I'm pretty sure, 100% true.

1) Immediately after emerging from his mother's womb, Wayne Houchin looked directly into the video camera his father was holding to capture this momentous occasion and said in perfect english "watch... look... watch..." as he performed four Sybil cuts, a perfect second deal, and the Molecule 5000 Simple Switch flourish by Dan and Dave Buck (who were not yet born). The video was shown on YouTube and received more views than that video of Jim Callahan on Phenomenon channeling the great spirit of Randall... metal... truck... wheelz... four.

2) Wayne Houchin wears eyeliner.

3) Seriously, eyeliner.

Happy Hanukkachristmakwanzaka. All posts must be in by 11:00pm EST tonight,
and the winner will be announced on or around 11:30pm EST. Go for it.

Dana

[MagicSpider]

Pfft, eyeliner.

Wayne Houchin actually planted this contest idea into Dana's head.

Wayne is talented enough to use real magic to cause continental drift before he was born.

That last sentence is a lie. Wayne has actually been around since the dinosaurs, and "accidently" made them extinct by performing too many of his hit "Rock Through Egg" effects.

[IvanPK]

Wayne Houchin can really have a card melt through a plastic bag - no joke.

[IvanPK]

When Wayne Houchin performs Distortion, the Pips aren't just moving, they're running from him.

[IvanPK]

Wayne Houchin can beat Daniel Garcia in a Ninja-off

[timft]

Did you know that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story ... One time Wayne Houchin ate a baby turtle live, and three days later when he crapped it out it was 6 feet tall and knew karate... The rest was all exagerated

[waynehouchin]

When Wayne Houchin performs Distortion, the Pips aren't just moving, they're running from him.

You speak the truth :)

[Twozwozer]

Not many people know this but.....

- During the testing stages of Control, Wayne was taking to hospital 8 times for actually stopping his pulse.

- Wayne is releasing his own eye liner brand in 2008. Its an exclusive to Theory 11.

- Wayne's smash hit single "Michael Ammar Song" (Featured In Distortion) reached number 1 in the Magic Song Singles Chart. And knocked off Chris Angel's "Mindfreak Song" Off the top spot. (Which has only been sitting there for so long because Chris is buying all the singles him self.) Wayne plans to release his new album "Me and my magic voice" sometime next year. There is also rumors of a duet album coming out with Danny. G.....

Cheers, Tom

[Sean_Raf]

- Wayne Houchin's name can be rearranged into Choy Heuna Win; Coincidence? I think not!

- Wayne doesn't need to cast a shadow, the shadow casts itself out of fear.

- When Wayne performs Stigmata, people die.

- Sean

[PhilTheMagician]

Wayne Houchin - The only human without a pulse, but he can make one appear whenever he wants to perform Control.

[AlottaNadda]

Wayne Houchin really is Harry potter.

http://media.theory11.com/804-Wayne-Houchin---Distortion-Excerpt-01

[waynehouchin]

2) Wayne Houchin wears eyeliner.

3) Seriously, eyeliner.


I do not. I hate you.

[DavidMisner]

Last October at Grand Illusions in Sacramento, Wayne signed his used coffee cup, a Distortion DVD, and a Guardian card and gave them to a kid (Wayne signed the kid's arm as well), and signed another kid's bow-tie and guitar pick.

//David.Misner::

[PhilTheMagician]

Wayne Houchin - Paul Harris and Michael Ammar's love child!

[VagueTheory]

1. It was actually Criss Angel that invented Sinful, Wayne Houchin just took credit for it.

[KatieEgleston]

1) Wayne Houchin does not, in truth, wear eyeliner. He simply wipes the excess make-up off of Criss Angel's abs and smears it over his eyes like magical war paint.

2) Wayne Houchin does not just stop his own pulse, but every female's in a 75 foot radius.

Jussayin'

KE

[timft]

When Danny Garcia kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Wayne Houchin kills a ninja, he uses every part.

[timft]

There is no Control button on Wayne Houchin's computer. Wayne Houchin is always in Control.

[Creeper]

When Wayne Houchin Performed Stigmata last week, Jamie Lynn spears got pregnent.

That's right. I went there.

[Antney1234]

1.Wayne always wanted to be David Blaine on the street.

[DavidMisner]

Wayne Houchin's hair is patented. Really, he gets a quarter every time somebody gets his hair like his.

//David.Misner::

[Dana Hocking]

I do not. I hate you.

Ha ha. Don't get bitter just because the truth came out Houchin. See the image below for proof.

PS - Wayne, now that I have this photograph that was not in any way altered, you can have your eyeliner pencil back. I'll bring it by later if you'd like.

Dana

[P-S]

- Wayne Houchin is scared of the Guy Hollingworth under his bed
- Wayne Houchin's 'Michael Ammar' song reached Number 1 in 76 countries.
- When he was a child, Wayne Houchin changed his C+ into an A+ right in front of his class by shaking the paper. Thus; 'Distortion'

[DavidMisner]

Wayne Houchin, David Blaine, and Harry Potter are all the same entity, otherwise known as Wayvirry Houner. The entity also has an alter ago, other wise known as the vigilante ninja Danny Garcia.

//David.Misner::

[Marlin]

1. There is no such thing as people that smile too much or laugh too hard, only people that have met Wayne Houchin.

[cbols23]

Wayne is a @*#$%^ Bag.

[VagueTheory]

2. Wayne Houchin still plays with Pokemon cards, his favorite is Jigglypuff.

[cbols23]

Wayne has in fact slapped Daniel Garcia's BUTT


Impossible,



I think not.

[kod482]

1. Paople say Chuck Norris is invincible, thats because they've never seen Wayne Houchin before.

[Dr.Nick]

Magic tricks don't amaze people, Wayne Houchin amazes people.

[TKH]

Wayne Houchin has gotten so good at indecent, that the gorcery stores in Chico are now forced to use paper bags.

The first initial : then second intial is actually the correct way to write your initals, everyone else does it wrong.

Immortals, such as Wayne, Don't have a pulse. Thats the secret to Control.

[KardMANIPULATOR]

Katie Egelston's favorite color is Wayne Houchin

[Ray]

- Wayne Houchin can perform the three card monte with one card only.
- Once Wayne Houchin tied an elephant on a string, as a suprising kicker ending for "Thread"
- Wayne Houchin CAN cut cheese with cards.

[PhilTheMagician]

Wayne Houchin does the muscle pass, with his chin

[Jacob]

Wayne has a cousin named Wilfred.

[Marlin]

Sometimes, when babies are just born they are crying. This is because they have never met Wayne Houchin.

[Twozwozer]

OOO I done my 3 facts... (Just brought them up from the first page)

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Not many people know this but.....

- During the testing stages of Control, Wayne was taking to hospital 8 times for actually stopping his pulse.

- Wayne is releasing his own eye liner brand in 2008. Its an exclusive to Theory 11.

- Wayne's smash hit single "Michael Ammar Song" (Featured In Distortion) reached number 1 in the Magic Song Singles Chart. And knocked off Chris Angel's "Mindfreak Song" Off the top spot. (Which has only been sitting there for so long because Chris is buying all the singles him self.) Wayne plans to release his new album "Me and my magic voice" sometime next year. There is also rumors of a duet album coming out with Danny. G.....

Cheers, Tom
__________________

[KardMANIPULATOR]

Wayne Houchin invented a language that incorporates karate and nunchucks. So next time Wayne Houchin is beating you up, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

[Dan Cross]

1, Wayne Houchin can do the Torn and Restore trick........with stainless steel playing cards!

2, Wayne also do the Witness......... without the bag, and the spectators still amaze!

3, Wayne fooled Chuck Norris.... twice.

[OwnerM]

1. When Wayne Houchin does a sleight, he's really moving the cards into another dimension.

2. Wayne Houchin's secret identity is Daniel Garcia

3. "Theory Eleven" is really a secret code for "Help! Wayne Houchin is controlling our minds!"

(look for the secret link that proves it!)

:D

[orchestrion]

Wayne Houchin let Criss Angel become famous only because he felt sorry for him.

[aftersh0ck]

Wayne Houchin can beat solitaire with only 49 cards.

[KardMANIPULATOR]

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Wayne Houchin. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Wayne Houchin.

[FatalAce]

1) Wayne Houchin does not, in truth, wear eyeliner. He simply wipes the excess make-up off of Criss Angel's abs and smears it over his eyes like magical war paint.

2) Wayne Houchin does not just stop his own pulse, but every female's in a 75 foot radius.

Jussayin'

KE
HAHAHA Nice.

[spikormikor13]

In Chico, they don't celebrate Christmas. They celebrate Wayne Houchin.

[EugeneSoh]

1- Wayne Houchin has a butt chin
2- Wayne killed danny garcia (that's why hes dead (RIP danny))
3- Wayne got his last name from his CHIN....Hou(chin)

[b.boulton]

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Wayne Houchin... and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten

Wayne can do the ambitious card routine with one card... and the audience is still amazed

Wayne doesn't need to read your mind...he knows!

[JackOSpadesNik]

The Last person that got punched by Wayne Houchin pooped out a soda can. Inside was a ziploc bag with their signed card.

[spikormikor13]

Wayne Houchin is afraid of pickles.

Wayne Houchin eats Wynns for breakfast.

[Marlin]

Wayne Houchin doesn't need to read your mind, he writes your mind.

[cbols23]

3) Wayne likes to have playdates with Daniel Garcia.

[dummyisdumb]

Wayne Houchin does the muscle pass, with his chin
We have a winner.

[JackOSpadesNik]

Wayne Houchin calls Ziploc bags sacks just because he can.

[Huruey]

In his lifetime, Wayne has cured two baby deer, three puppies and nine kittens. (Give me a break, I'm a magician, I have to bend the truth a little!)

When somebody once asked Wayne "Which way to the toilets?", they ended up on the moon due to his awesome powers of "misdirection".

Wayne's name actually means "wagon builder", which clearly shows in personality... *cough*


Huruey

[Dizzi]

1. wayne houchin doesn;t oerform magic. he performs hypnotisim and makes his own real-life puppets to get fake reactions

2. Wayne houchins eyelyner is actually the results of him practicing the 'lava in the eye's' trick. his skin has been blakcened ever scince

3. Wayne's pulse doesn;t stop...it runs away.....

[wertyui999]

Superman wears Wayne Houchin Pajamas................. with moving pips

Wayne Houchins watch doesnt have numbers or hands it just says time to amaze

Wayne Houchins Calender Goes from March 31 to April 2nd because no one fools wayne Houchin

[dummyisdumb]

Actually, this isn't made up, I actually once saw Wayne Houchin on an episode of the Sopranos, then what happe- .................................................. .................................................. ...........

[emanmagic]

Well using some stuff i know.....

1. Wayne Houchin is a joker, thats why he has his own playing card.. dreaming about riding his bike down to danny garicas butt...with a pit stop to pizza pizza...............................OH NO Danny's watching OPEN WATER!

[Adrian Ehlman]

Wayne Houchin started his acting career in 2006 by starring in the movie "The Departed" (as can bee seen in the attatched pictures). It turned out acting wasnt his thing, so he decided to start once again doing and attending children's birthday parties. He also did magic.

[CoryOOreo]

When Wayne Houchin wears eyeliner, pulses stop.

[Jack The Magician]

Wayne Houchin only embraces mediocrity (http://media.theory11.com/807-Wayne-Houchin---Distortion-Outtakes-01) because he invented C++.

Wayne Houchin knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop: 1.

Wayne Houchin, naturally, does not perform Quarter through Soda Can, but rather performs Soda Can through Quarter.

Cheers,
JTM

[Steve Simmons]

Wayne Houchin and Brad Christian wear the same brand of eye liner. and blush.

Wayne Houchin doesn't perform magic.....he's the result of magic.

When Wayne Houchin goes to the hospital, the pulse machines lose CONTROL!

[jdstyle]

The devil sold his soul to wayne in exchange for the secret to stigmata. After that wayne killed the devil and became the ruler of the underworld. We are in fact his minions, u just dont know it ! (suddenly i get my head cought of by a ninja eating a pancace...strange)

[tman93]

1. Wayne Houchin is the majority stockholder in Ziploc
2. Houchin is also the majority stockholder in Revlon cosmetics - particularly the eyeliner devision
3. Houchin used his skills from being a hitman for the C.I.A to create Control... actual quote from Wane Houchin "Practice makes perfect. Over four thousand people died during the creation of the effect but I finally got CONTROL of the trick"

[Creeper]

Reposted from earlier- When Wayne Houchin performed stigmata last week, Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant.

That is my pride and joy. I'm so making that my signature. Wait a minute. Its missing something.



When Wayne Houchin performed stigmata last week, Jamie Lynn Spears, AND Jessica Alba got pregnant.

[emanmagic]

2. Wayne is a joker...thats why he has his own playing card GARUNTEED!

[kod482]

2. The angels on the Bicycle Guardians are actually Wayne's personal bodyguards.

[FantoM]

Everytime Wayne does Control, God slaps Danny Garcia's butt
Wayne Houchin can perform Thread, while blindfolded, using both eyes
Wayne's new effect makes you post 3 facts about him without you even noticing, he likes to call it "Owned"

[dummyisdumb]

Wayne made a new trick where you can stop you're social life.

[CoryOOreo]

When kids to go to sleep, they check under the bed for Wayne Houchin.

[FatalAce]

When Wayne performs Indecent, the card hides inside the plastic bag.

[Huruey]

The devil sold his soul to wayne in exchange for the secret to stigmata. After that wayne killed the devil and became the ruler of the underworld. We are in fact his minions, u just dont know it ! (suddenly i get my head cought of by a ninja eating a pancace...strange)

Actually, I think the devil got his soul back by trading it for his eyebrows. ^_^

[dummyisdumb]

Wayne has more Chin's than a Chinese Phone Book.

[Creeper]

Heres my second entry- Wayne Houchin was the undercover cop that Larry Craig played footsie with. According to to Larry ,"That Houchin guy has some damn good-looking feet"

[KeenanG]

When Wayne Houchin performed stigmata last week, Jamie Lynn Spears, AND Jessica Alba got pregnant.

Wow.

that deserves the prize. Just that. It was amazing.


Mine:

#1:14 years ago, Wayne performed Control to an older Gentleman. He performed the version that is done on the spectator.

The spectator was so afraid of Wayne and what he had done, he ran away screaming. He wasn't heard from again because he was so scared... The man was so scared, he turned slightly blue that day...

14 years later, to today, that man has been released by the news: http://www.digyourowngrave.com/colloidal-silver-turns-man-blue/

They never admit that it was Wayne...

#2: Wayne's hair is actually kept perfectly spiked by Danny Garcia's sweat.

#3: Wayne Secretly wears THE SWEATER... and likes it.

Keenan

[TheMagicOfT]

1. Wayne Houchin's tears are the cure for AIDS.

TOO BAD HE DOESN'T CRY

2. There is no such thing as global warning, Wayne just felt cold.

3. When Wayne Houchin does magic, Criss Angles ego goes down.

[Cardmagic12345]

1.Wayne's hand is still burning from when he touched danny's rear.

2.Wayne can perform "thread" with barbed wire.

3.Wayne steals all is jokes from Dana.
Edit: I meant funny jokes.

[LucasCG]

1- If at frst you dont succeed, you arent Wayne Houchin.

2- Here is a list of thing's Wayne CANT Do: .

3- Wayne Houchin IS Chuck Norris. Boom!




1. Wayne Houchin's tears are the cure for AIDS.

TOO BAD HE DOESN'T CRY
Yeah...it would make his eyeliner run....

[VagueTheory]

Wayne Houchin is ALWAYS Cookoo for Coco Puffs.

[lux-ferre]

Wayne once got really mad at a person that he stopped the man's pulse, distorted the blood in his veins, signed his face, and placed him inside a soda can.

The above was somehow the inspiration to the game "Pepsi Man".

After his FIRST death, Wayne directly went to heaven. There he met God who asked him to perform something for him. Wayne does Stigmata and Control. God was so baffled and amazed that he offered Wayne his life back. A few months later, something similar happens between him and the Devil.

[VagueTheory]

Wayne has more Chin's than a Chinese Phone Book.

Hey dummyisdumb. I'm chinese, and I found your post quite offensive.

[bobbyhasbun]

Wayne is planning on ending world hunger as a kicker ending to ThreeFly. It'll be released as a 1on1 soon.

[JohnH]

Wayne spelled backwards is Enyaw. You don't want to know what that means in Greek.

Without Wayne, this would be Theory 10. That just doesn't work, and we all know it.

Wayne Houchin is not really Wayne Houchin. He's really Hayne Wouchin, a descendant of King Buck the Fourth, who never really existed. But's that another story.

John :cool:

[Samuel]

=Wayne Houchin performs the classic Cups and Balls routine without any cups, but plenty of balls.

=Wayne Houchin once built a house of cards. You may know it today by its more common name; Germany.

=Wayne Houchin once made David Copperfield disappear. Twice.

Peace

[trickyricky]

1. Wayne Houchin sold his soul to the devil in exchange for unlimited magical powers. Afterwards, he nunchucked the devil in his sponge balls, stole his soul back and sent the devil back to New Jersey.

2. When Wayne Houchin performs Stigmata, he makes the spectators wrist reveal the card.

3. Wayne Houchin can perform Sinful with a packet of tic tacs.

[Adrian Ehlman]

Wayne Houchin started the "Houchin Blood Bank" ( www.hcbb.com ) where he created his brand new pulse stopping effect "control". Due to the workings of his new "trick", he's hoping to follow in Daniel Garcia's footsteps and have it pulled off the market within a few weeks of its release. His next step will be to then sell the leftovers on ebay for insurmountable amounts of money, just as Garcia did: http://cgi.ebay.com/WARNING-DVD-BY-DANIEL-GARCIA-ellusionist-magic-tricks_W0QQitemZ250151821002QQihZ015QQcategoryZ140 14QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p1 638.m118

[Howl Black]

1.
Wayne Houchin can escape from a straitjacket while 50 feet in he air, upside down. He is THAT crazy.

2.
According to Wayne's myspace- "Wayne Houchin is in your extended network"

3.
Mr. Houchin's sign is the Scropio. I GUESS he is a relative to The Scorpion King. He can do some weird things.

[dummyisdumb]

Hey dummyisdumb. I'm chinese, and I found your post quite offensive.

I am sorry, but I wasn't really don't see how that would be considered racist, because I was just reffering to the stereotype, about how Chin is a common last name.

[emanmagic]

Wayne inveted a trick and showed Criss Angel. Criss performed it within 15 minutes of learning and got its name Sinful.

[Jack_of_Clubs]

- In an upcoming Chuck Norris movie Wayne Houchin has to stand in for Norris 3 times in a casino setting due to a crippling fear Chuck has of cards ever since he saw Wayne perform distortion!

- Wayne Houchin's magic is so powerful that the man has through spectator reactions alone boosted adult diaper sales up 32% in 6 months!!!

- Pop cans everywhere tremble at the thought of Wayne Houchin, on account of not wanting a quarter smacked up their rear end!

Cheers Wayne,

- Matt

[clarrus]

If you go to the artists section and click on Dana Hocking, Waynes profile picture disappears, if you click on Wayne, Dana's profile Picture disappears. That's because they are the same guy, they don't want you to figure it out by comparing the pictures.

The Prestige is actually a prophetic documentary. Wayne can stop all of it from happening by tying the right knot on Katie before she is submerged in the tank and saving Kenner alot of grief. This even will take place 5 years from now.

T11 only invited Wayne because they needed a small no name magician to be their errand boy. Right now he is getting Lee Asher his reading glasses

[IvanPK]

I am sorry, but I wasn't really don't see how that would be considered racist, because I was just reffering to the stereotype, about how Chin is a common last name.
And stereotypes aren't offensive?

[VagueTheory]

I am sorry, but I wasn't really don't see how that would be considered racist, because I was just reffering to the stereotype, about how Chin is a common last name.

Ah...I do see your point. Sorry for going off like that.

[FatalAce]

When Wayne performs Stigmata, an angel gets its wings.

[Adrian Ehlman]

Wayne met his wife Fran in the Clinique makeup store. It turned out they had similar taste in eyeliner.

[zodiac192]

OK, here goes number one:

They tried to make Wayne Houchin go to Rehab; but he said no no no.




-Zodiac-

[ColinH]

1. Why is Wayne taking this long to release control? God keeps saying no. Wayne found His secrets.

2. The Bicycle Guardians are actually named after Wayne. JB told me. Once the dinosaurs were wiped out, God realized he needed to make a Wayne. That's why we're still here.

3. Wayne knows the number you picked in your forehead.

-Colin

[orchestrion]

Wayne didn't cut down that Christmas tree with his family back in November...the tree saw him coming and keeled over.

[btaylor]

Last July, Wayne sprouted another finger (making 11), and decided it was time to go public. Still he does not use it to his advantage, other than misdirection.

Wayne owes his career to Criss Angel. Without Criss in the Sinful video, the effect would have been taught properly and have a good different name.

Indecent is really a reference Wayne thought of when comparing Tyler Wilson's ever so inappropriate version of a "card through bag". It was originally called "Indecent Exposure" as that was the charge Tyler faced.

[Aris.SA]

1.- Wayne Houchin uses Katie Egleston eyeliner.

2.- Katie Egleston can stop other people pulse, but he cant restart it again xD

3.- W:H never comb his hair, its always spiked, even if he takes a shower ;)

[tboi3]

when marilyn manson was young wayne performed for him quite often.
its funny how these little childhood things mold us eh?

[jdstyle]

Dan and Dave are his hands , CK is his brain, Dana is his eyes, his soul is daniel's, his appearance is KE his moral is aaron , his legs are lee's and his kindness is Matiew's... his freedom is J.bayme's and his lifestyle is Bueno's

YES U GUESSED IT;


W:H IS T11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Krash]

Wayne Houchin does not need a beard trimmer for his goatee. He has so much magic in his genetics that it just grows like that.

Wayne Houchin has done Stigmata, and Control so much that at one point in time...he was the worlds only armless magician. Here is the picture to prove it.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b376/lostxbeauty/WayneHouchin.jpg

Wayne Houchin has a soft spot for people trying to get into the country. Little does anyone know that he dedicated a trick to them after he saw this woman holding up a sign.

http://www.leechvideo.com/pic/1605/162430237715485TvqY

Shane K.

[Tally]

Girls were all over him in high school when he performed to them.

Wayne wears more make-up than just eyeliner. Like foundation!

Wayne freaked out when he 4got to put on eyeliner one day.

[Creeper]

Here are my other two(I don't want the judges to forget about them!)

Wayne Houchin was the undercover cop that Larry Craig played footsie with. According to to Larry ,"That Houchin guy has some damn good-looking feet"

When Wayne Houchin performed stigmata last week, Jamie Lynn Spears, AND Jessica Alba got pregnant.

And finally- Wayne Houchin won the international Lance Bass look-a-like contest. Dana Hocking placed second.

[black_dove]

FACT: Wayne Houchin isn't human. period.

FACT: All of Wayne's effects are invented by small action figure ninjas.

FACT: Everything you've learned in school and life in general has been replaced by Wayne-ology.
The belief that Wayne pretty much owns.

haha thanks,
Calvin Lauber

[AKobaj]

When Wayne Houchin met Criss Angel, Criss Angel knelt and prayed for forgiveness.

Wayne Houchin is the spawn of Harry Houdini. Seriously.

[bentley]

Wayne Houchin doesn't perform sinful. HE IS SINFUL.

Wayne Houchin can stop Chuck Norris's pulse.

Wayne Houchin was born to stop his pulse.

[wertyui999]

Wayne owes his career to Criss Angel. Without Criss in the Sinful video, the effect would have been taught properly and have a good different name.



i dont mean to be a tatle tale but its quite simalr to emanmagics post

[Ghost of Spades]

Wayne Houchin won the Ulmen 4 with an omni deck.

Jesus was able to walk on water, but his long-lost brother Wayne can swim on land.

One time a king cobra bit Wayne Houchin on the leg. After 4 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

Meh... they all suck... :(
Ah well, my first Saturday night contest.

[illusionist14]

Wayne Houchin didn't create Stigmata he just mentally confused Banachek into giving it to him.

[tboi3]

wayne houchin performed TnR with the "uncut sheet" that the winner of this contest gets

[illusionist14]

Wayne Houchin wears the same Boxers as Daniel Garcia

[bobbyhasbun]

Wayne Houchin wears the same Boxers as Daniel Garcia

At the same time.

[jimbowmanjr]

Wayne's original version of Sinful consisted of Wayne yelling at the quarter commanding it into the can, still sealed. When he realized that no one else on Earth could perform this trick in such a fashion he had to come up with a method for mortals.

The reason "thread from eye" has not been released yet is because no one else has been able to survive performing it aside from Wayne Houchin.

Wayne Houchin and Danny Garcia were actually siamese twins conjoined at the buttocks at birth. Wayne decided he was tired of being followed around in shopping malls all the time and told Danny to get off his ass. Thus they were separated on command and the rest is history.

--Jim

[Liam Carrie]

- Wayne Houchin Never Gets "fooled" thats just what he wants you to believe :confused:;)
- If They Shaved Wayne's Beard, it wouldent be a chin, it would be that picture of JB dressed up as wonder woman
- When He's hanging upside down in a straightjacket, the jacket is trying to escape from him

[illusionist14]

Chuck Norris bends coins by looking at them. Everyone else uses Superman. But Wayne Houchin just takes the coin and bends it with his bare hands.

[mistasocka]

Why do we even call it "magic" I believe Theory 11 should be a Underground Houchin Epicenter

[mistasocka]

His make up line (for eyeliner) is so bad it should be called sinful

[DannyGarcia]

Here is a list of my Wayne Houchin FACTS:

All facts may indeed be researched for proof and verification.



FACT 1 - Wayne Houchin is married.

FACT 2 - Wayne Houchin drives a truck....4 door.

FACT 3 - Wayne Houchin has 1 mother and 1 father

FACT 4 - Wayne Houchin CAN read....no lie.

FACT 5 - Wayne Houchin inventes magic tricks

FACT 6 - Wayne Houchin's real name is in fact Wayne Houchin


These FACTS are indeed ALL TRUE and have been proven through extensive research and verified by myself and a team of highly trained information gathering ninjas.

Do I win?

[snoopy123]

1. Wayne has no 1-on-1 videos....but at night, that's a different story ;)

2. With that being said...yes ladies, he's THAT magical. In fact they still fall for him despite his indecent clothing, distorted chin, and his sinful yet heartstopping personality :mad:. Of couse, we must not forget about the holes he has on various parts of his body...

3. Wayne Houchin is not real. He's actually a professional cricket player who wears G-unit sweaters in the summer. He enjoys performing magic occasionally. The real "Wayne Houchin" is giving us the illusion that he is real....or maybe he really IS real but is giving us the illusion of the illusion he is real:confused::confused:

[mistasocka]

Wayne's last name is his stage name he wanted something like houdini but just to be his own so he came up with Houchin

[KevinReylek]

- Wayne Houchin is Danny Garcia.

- Wayne Houchin can chuck so much wood that woodchucks duck for cover when they see him approaching.

- Wayne's effect "Moon", where he makes the moon penetrate a sealed ziploc bag, is so powerful that the Federal Government made him swear never to release it to the magic community.


Didn't have time to read through the whole thread, so I apologize if any of mine are similar to previous postings. If it happens, I assure you it's just a coincidence.

[seymourmagic]

Wayne Houchin was born in America, raised in the south pole, and now does lesson on how to tie violet shoelaces around an miniature Daniel Garcia ninjas in under 15 seconds, putting the OUCH in Houchin.

Wayne houchin is the worlds only person that is worshiped by over 50 million nuns in Costa Rica.

Wayne Houchin can change the Jackson 5 into the Houchin 5 at will, and perform it in under 0.5 seconds.

[iwannayoyo]

1. Wayne Houchin doesn't use gel, he just scares the life out of his hair so it stands up.
2. Chuck Norris attacked Wayne Houchin, now Chuck Norris is in a sealed can of soda.
3. Wayne Houchin can do sinful with his mind, only problem is that his mind got too full of coins.

[jimbowmanjr]

Here is a list of my Wayne Houchin FACTS:

All facts may indeed be researched for proof and verification.



FACT 1 - Wayne Houchin is married.

FACT 2 - Wayne Houchin drives a truck....4 door.

FACT 3 - Wayne Houchin has 1 mother and 1 father

FACT 4 - Wayne Houchin CAN read....no lie.

FACT 5 - Wayne Houchin inventes magic tricks

FACT 6 - Wayne Houchin's real name is in fact Wayne Houchin


These FACTS are indeed ALL TRUE and have been proven through extensive research and verified by myself and a team of highly trained information gathering ninjas.

Do I win?

Inside information!! So unfair I am taking my toys and going home...that and I don't have my own ninjas =(

[AKobaj]

After meeting Wayne Houchin, Criss Angel is now a woman

[IvanPK]

Here is a list of my Wayne Houchin FACTS:

All facts may indeed be researched for proof and verification.



FACT 1 - Wayne Houchin is married.

FACT 2 - Wayne Houchin drives a truck....4 door.

FACT 3 - Wayne Houchin has 1 mother and 1 father

FACT 4 - Wayne Houchin CAN read....no lie.

FACT 5 - Wayne Houchin inventes magic tricks

FACT 6 - Wayne Houchin's real name is in fact Wayne Houchin


These FACTS are indeed ALL TRUE and have been proven through extensive research and verified by myself and a team of highly trained information gathering ninjas.

Do I win?

Aww... come on Danny, me and the other ninjas decided not to release those facts! You're stealing our thunder!



Oh wait, you credited us. Good job danny boy

[KeenanG]

Here is a list of my Wayne Houchin FACTS:

All facts may indeed be researched for proof and verification.



FACT 1 - Wayne Houchin is married.

FACT 2 - Wayne Houchin drives a truck....4 door.

FACT 3 - Wayne Houchin has 1 mother and 1 father

FACT 4 - Wayne Houchin CAN read....no lie.

FACT 5 - Wayne Houchin inventes magic tricks

FACT 6 - Wayne Houchin's real name is in fact Wayne Houchin


These FACTS are indeed ALL TRUE and have been proven through extensive research and verified by myself and a team of highly trained information gathering ninjas.

Do I win?

You did too many facts.

DISQAULIFIED.

Sorry Danny.

I still love you.

Keenan

[ManningMagic]

I didn't read all 11 pages, but here are mine:

1. Wayne Houchin is actually santa clause

2. Wayne Houchin is Houdini. He is currently writing a book to discount the other Houdini garbage.

3. Houchin's magic comes from obstacles he wants to break. For instance, he will stop his pulse, in order to relax and not pee his pants.


pretty bad, but merry christmas anyway!

[XmagicX]

Wayne Houchin poops playing cards, ninjas, and Danny Garcias.

Whenever a Theory11 team member picks up a deck of cards, they say "The body of Houchin, the blood of Houchin".

[Liam Carrie]

FACTS ON DANA HOCKING (note: i am just saying facts on dana, i am not saying anything on wayne i am still in right?)

-I heard Dana owns the only pair of michael ammar brand under gotchies, with a picture of michaels face on it.
- he has a thing for Chris Kenner :rolleyes:

I didn't read all 11 pages, but here are mine:

1. Wayne Houchin is actually santa clause

No not true
-Dana Hocking was the Original Santa Claus, He just blamed it on wayne so he can stay hidden

[XmagicX]

Wayne Houchin takes shots of insulin... literally.

[JPD]

So we are supposed to post something funny about wayne that isn't really true?

[Matt_36433]

Might have been said before but I might as well contribute:

"Wayne Houchin shops at Ellusionist."

...sorry!

[MitchellStafiej]

Wayne Houchin invented Chuck Norris.

[MitchellStafiej]

Wayne Houchin gave birth to himself.

Mitchell

[emanmagic]

Early today i posted in card section the tonights prize was going to be an uncut sheet. It was. I should win...............:)

PS they are going for over $200!

[Deechristopher]

Wayne Houchin grows facial hair exclusively in a toni and guy style formation around his mouth.

Wayne Houchin is secretly a hairy lady, this is why you will never see him without pants in ANY Theory 11 videos.

Wayne Houchin loosely bases his professional persona around 'The Fonz'.

D.

[geniver82]

Wayne Houchin was beaten up very badly by Danny Garcia for tickling him
Wayne Houchin put Criss Angel in a can and never let him out, until Criss's mom and his brother begged him to
Wayne Houchin and I are deeply in love

[tboi3]

last one: Contrary to popular belief, cruisin down the street in my 64 is not about easy E. It is in fact about wayne houchin.And he does it blindfolded.

[IvanPK]

Early today i posted in card section the tonights prize was going to be an uncut sheet. It was. I should win...............:)

PS they are going for over $200!

If I won I wouldn't sell it, I would keep it!

I would probably frame it and hang it on a wall

[Google]

And to think..I was saving up all my cards for some creative artsy card cuting-ristry....so as to not be wasteful...here is my answer:

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/Jaisenm/FILE0001.jpg

[Steve Simmons]

Wayne Houchin and I are deeply in love

TOO MUCH INFO!!!!!!! :eek:

[MitchellStafiej]

If I won I wouldn't sell it, I would keep it!

I would probably frame it and hang it on a wall
I was going to do that, but school costs money.

What's the world coming to :p

Mitchell

[tennyMRA]

THRUTH: Wayne Houchin doesn't wear eyeliner, eyeliner wears him

[emanmagic]

If I won I wouldn't sell it, I would keep it!

I would probably frame it and hang it on a wall

Same here! I would kill for those......Wayne Houchin even ;)

[IvanPK]

Same here! I would kill for those......Wayne Houchin even ;)

*gasp* Shun him! Shun him! :p

[MitchellStafiej]

When Adam and Eve ate from the forbidden tree, God asked Wayne Houchin what to do.

Mitchell

[KatieEgleston]

And to think..I was saving up all my cards for some creative artsy card cuting-ristry....so as to not be wasteful...here is my answer:

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/Jaisenm/FILE0001.jpg

That's funny... Be patient young Google...

We will soon have some more card craziness soon. Well soon enough.

Stay Awesome.

Katie Egleston

[JPD]

"Wayne Houchin" in my language means-butt chin.

[filth0013]

wayne houchin is fat.

wayne houchin has a mole on his butt.

[wilfred]

My 3 Wayne Houchin facts as follows:

Every time Wayne spreads the cards, LePaul jumps out of the grave.

The number of religions that exist nowadays is the number of times Wayne has done Stigmata.

Wayne is so godlike that the most "indecent" thing he has ever done is putting a card in a sandwich (which was in a ziploc bag) and making the sandwich vanish.

[JPD]

second: Wayne shops at Victoria's Secret.

[orchestrion]

Wayne Houchin forced Ellusionist to make the Masters Edition deck because he had nothing to cut cheese with.

[IvanPK]

Wayne Houchin can completely destroy a pack of playing cards in a day.

*just wanted to throw this in there, i know I already have 3*

[dummyisdumb]

wayne houchin is fat.

wayne houchin has a mole on his butt.

Definetly a winner?

[FatalAce]

When Wayne performs Indecent, he:
Goes home, takes a shower, orders pizza, watches some T.V., shaves his beard, cleans his contacts, eats his pizza, practices his ninja skills, watches Open Water with Danny, creates 3 new effects, talks to god, takes a quick swim, eats some more pizza, moonwalk, tickles Danny, AND melts your signed card into the bag. Skillz...

[FatalAce]

Definetly a winner?
LOL. Yeah...

[John]

1. Wayne wants Ovaltine.
2. Wayne rarely does the Leno. When he does, the packet gets stuck in his chin.
3. Wayne slapped Danny's butt for a Klondike bar.

(4.) Chicks (Katie) ask Wayne about his eyeliner.
(5.) Wayne got some Bathin' Apes.

[Sergey]

He is a playa(player)
A gangsta (gangster)
And Bruce Willis in disguise

thats not all but I am only limited to 3, BTW awesome entries, you guys, good luck

[JPD]

My last: Wayne Houchin has a tatoo of Danny Garcia's face on his back.

[snibbor]

1. When Wayne Houchin does a torn and restored card, he restores not only the card, but world peace.

Thats the only one i have time for...

[emanmagic]

1 minute! ahhhh

[Ampersan5340]

In magic, wayne houchin doesn't push the envelope, he tears it open and reads the letter

[emanmagic]

OVER. GOODLUCK everyone!

[bobbyhasbun]

Wayne Houchin, besides for doing magic, is known for telekinetically murdering people who make fun o- *dies.

[sky_lark]

Just in time!

1) Wayne Houchin pulls pancakes out of people's ears.

2) Wayne Houchin likes his pancakes sprinkled with red pips.

3) If you look closely at Wayne Houchin's face, you'll actually see traces of pancakes smeared where eyeliner should go.

[wertyui999]

this is the tense part

[Dana Hocking]

Thank you everyone for your responses. We got some excellent submissions tonight with the exception of Daniel Garcia (http://forums.theory11.com/showpost.php?p=48285&postcount=120) who completely missed the point, but good job to the rest of you.

We will announce the winner shortly. Thank you all and Happy Holidays.

Dana

[IvanPK]

the suspence!

[FatalAce]

I hope there are 2nd and 3rd place winners too.

[IvanPK]

I hope there are 2nd and 3rd place winners too.

Yes, I saw some that I was scared of winning over mine, so I'm hoping for 2nd/3rd prizes also! :)

[emanmagic]

Yes, I saw some that I was scared of winning over mine, so I'm hoping for 2nd/3rd prizes also! :)


Which one?

[wertyui999]

i cant wait

[Jupiter]

Not many people know, but when playing GTA: San Andreas - achieving 7 stars will cause Wayne Houchin to come after you.

You do not want 7 stars.

[emanmagic]

i cant wait

Wayne Houchin cant wait....he doesnt have to, hes magic (this does not count as an entry)

[Steve Simmons]

Not many people know, but when playing GTA: San Andreas - achieving 7 stars will cause Wayne Houchin to come after you.

You do not want 7 stars.

I thought there were only 5 stars???? :eek:

[IvanPK]

I thought there were only 5 stars???? :eek:

exactly ;)

[emanmagic]

11:30......time flys when wayne houchin is watching (no entry

[wertyui999]

where is it

[IvanPK]

where is it

Patience is a virtue

[wertyui999]

so is winning a saturday night contest

[orchestrion]

Being Wayne Houchin is a virtue.

[MitchellStafiej]

where is it
Did you see the amount of submissions there were? This will take a while...

Mitchell

[IvanPK]

Some of these were rip offs of Chuck Norris jokes, do you think that they will win?

[emanmagic]

Some of these were rip offs of Chuck Norris jokes, do you think that they will win?

No. Better not lol. Danny will use his Ninja powers to take back the prize!lol

[wertyui999]

depends on how well they magicly addapted them

[cbols23]

Damn. Just thought of a good one.

"Wayne is copyrighted by Theory11."

[PhilTheMagician]

if we were allowed rip off jokes....I would have said:

Wayne Houchin performs Card on Ceiling....outside

I read that on the Michal Ammar list somewhere online......pretty funny things on there

[IvanPK]

depends on how well they magicly addapted them

Well because see, I've seen your one about Wayne's calender not having April 1 as a chuck norris joke. And the only thing replaced was Wayne Houchin...

[emanmagic]

if we were allowed rip off jokes....I would have said:

Wayne Houchin performs Card on Ceiling....outside

I read that on the Michal Ammar list somewhere online......pretty funny things on there

Contest is over too bad lol. waiting...

[Dana Hocking]

Just an update: Wayne is personally reading this entire thread and will be selecting the winner as soon as he is finished. It's a long thread, so it might take a few minutes.

Dana

[Sergey]

Good luck you guys, I am probably gonna go sleep, now, and I'll find out the results later, tomorrow, we'll see.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New WHYear

[IvanPK]

Just an update: Houchin is personally reading this entire thread and will be selecting the winner as soon as he is finished. It's a long thread, so it might take a few minutes.

Dana

Yes, he replied to my submission earlier! *crosses fingers*

p.s. Hi Wayne!

[wertyui999]

Well because see, I've seen your one about Wayne's calender not having April 1 as a chuck norris joke. And the only thing replaced was Wayne Houchin...

ya but it still works for WH

[emanmagic]

Wayne you rock! This is bribing you...i mean not*.

[IvanPK]

ya but it still works for WH

But the point is it required no creative thought...

[wertyui999]

i know but I was out of ideas

[waynehouchin]

Greetings! Tonight's SNC has been very entertaining & slightly ... disturbing. :)

THE WINNER IS: Samuel who posted, "Wayne Houchin performs the classic cups and Balls routine without any cups, but plenty of balls." So true... Congratulations - you will receive a PM in a few minutes with info on how to claim your prize.

NOTE - Danny Garcia wins the "special" award for effort. Gold star Danny... C+

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy hanukkah, Merry Saturday... etc. Have a great holiday & I'll talk to you guys soon!

[seymourmagic]

I am so hoping to win. I want the trilogy also. Too bad I cant get it:(. hey, wayne, can you help a brother out??

[Krash]

Congratulations Samuel! I hope that you enjoy your uncut Guardian sheet.

Keep on rockin'.

Shane K.

[Adrian Ehlman]

good job everyone!

[IvanPK]

Congrats Samuel, maybe luck will fall on me next weekend!

[emanmagic]

They should do a new years contest!

[MitchellStafiej]

CONGRATULATIONS!!! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Mitchell

[PhilTheMagician]

Wayne Houchin does the muscle pass, with his chin

I hope this didn't offend you Wayne.....

In no way was I making fun of you. I tried to think of the part of the body that would be the most ridiculous to perform the muscle pass...at first I thought feet, but I didn't think that was too funny.

Again, didn't mean to offend :)

(Want a cookie?) http://forums.theory11.com/showthread.php?t=3642

[Blink]

Congrats heaps Samuel!

[seymourmagic]

I am so hoping to win. I want the trilogy also. Too bad I cant get it:(. hey, wayne, can you help a brother out??

Well, that was a bit late, wasnt it? Well, I wish I won, but whatever...

[VagueTheory]

Congratulations Samuel!!!

[sky_lark]

You don't like your pancakes with red pips on top!?

Ok, well, good job Samuel and everybody else who entered!

[Jack The Magician]

Congratulations to Samuel! As well as to the rest of the participants -- a lot of witty and clever facts, all of which made reading 20 pages really fun. :D

Cheers,
JTM

[seymourmagic]

Wow, 20 pages.

Wayne Houchin doesnt read 20 pages, he watches people type it and listens to the keyboard through the posters head. Hope you knew that. ;)

[Samuel]

Aha! I apologize I wasn't here when the results were posted, but now I am. What a surprise! Yeah, I'm excited. I look forward to framing the cards and cherishing them, something to hang around and always remind me of all the awesome people from Theory11. Big thanks to Wayne, Dana, and everybody else that took the time to read through my post; it really means a lot to me that you guys do all this for us. True magic, eh?

Thanks again,
Peace

[Creeper]

GGGGGAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I thought i had a shot with this one. :(

[Steve Simmons]

Congrats Samuel! I wasn't here when the results were posted, as I was pretty tired and called it a night early. But congrats bro!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

[Marlin]

Congratulations Samuel. I hope you enjoy your prize. And merry Christmas.